My younger sister said I was a Californian because I owned a yoga mat.
I am now a soccer mom because I finally decided the camping chairs we got 20 years ago could be replaced by the standard soccer-mom model. The chair that was five dollars more had two cup holders, but I am hoping I learn to manage with just one.
One day maybe science will come up with a way to use all the potential energy represented by soccer moms.
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